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DadBoner - Sun Sep 09 2012

01:03 PM #
Forgot the Lions game was on! Gotta get caught up.

01:04 PM #
!!!

01:11 PM #
DETROIT LIONS!!!! DETROIT LIONS!!! DETROIT LIONS!!! DETROIT LIONS!!! DETROIT LIONS, YOU GUYS!!!!

01:15 PM #
Feels like I'm in a dream right now. So out of it. Super pumped. Felt like crap, but now, not crap! 1-0!!! WOOOO!!!! COLD ONE TIME!!!

01:17 PM #
What if I never turned on the game? Would Detroit have still won? Man, this is deep. Guess we'll never know.

01:18 PM #
Feel like I could drink a thousand beers right now.