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DadBoner - Mon Sep 17 2012

11:32 AM #
Really hurtin'. Shouldn't have to work today. Sunday Night Football means; someone lost, someone won, everyone feels like a garbage bucket.

11:34 AM #
The Lions LOST. What am I supposed to do? NOT pound a thousand BL 'Nums and pass out in the boat? Gotta have pride in your team.

11:44 AM #
They're still remodelin' the men's john. No where to crash out and relax. Such a disaster. Just need a cold toilet and a snooze.