DadBoner - Wed Sep 19 2012
11:45 AM #
Had a few issues yesterday helpin' out with the work john remodelin'. Hung up my Bud Dry mirror just fine though. Looks so money.
11:47 AM #
Once you hang a Bud Dry mirror in the john, you wonder how you ever enjoyed the restroom without one, you guys.
12:00 PM #
Decided to get down and dirty and put some tile down on the john floor. Wasn't too straight, but showed alot of rustic charm.
12:02 PM #
Looked like the workers were tryin' to take out some drywall, so I got nasty on a mini sledge like a one man wrecking machine.
12:06 PM #
Had my shirt off, bad boy style. When a real man is workin' hard, wearin' a shirt makes as much sense as an elephant wearin' cowboy boots.
12:08 PM #
Guess all that sledge slammin' got my stool loose. Didn't have time for consideration and the toilet seemed fine, so I got it on, pronto.
12:12 PM #
Nosey Lady came bustin' in the men's john sayin', "What's all that racket in here?" I was mid grunt, and almost fell off the bowl.
12:15 PM #
No shirt, sweaty, pushin' out a stinky, and covered in drywall is no way you want a gal to find you , even if they're a grossout, you guys.
12:18 PM #
But, no shirt, sweaty, and covered in drywall is THE way to guarantee a babe gets hot 'n ready, ASAP. That's just a carnal fact.
12:21 PM #
Nosey Lady screamed, "Oh my god! Karl what are you doing?!" I was takin' a crap and doin' construction. Pretty obvious. Dumb sow.
12:44 PM #
Nosey Lady made me have a "talk" with her this morning. So stupid and unnecessary. "Talks" are always one sided.
12:46 PM #
Nosey said, "Why would you think it was ok to use the men's room when it was bein' renovated?" 'Cause I'm all man, 24/7, 365.
12:49 PM #
Can't crap in the men's room. Can't crap by the dumpster. Am I supposed to crap in my car? I mean, I've done it, but it's not ideal.
12:52 PM #
Nosey Lady said, "I swear Karl, sometimes it seems like you lose touch with reality." That's just 'cause I'm trying to reach the sky.
12:54 PM #
If someone says, "you've lost touch with reality," they're just jealous that you're livin' the dream, you guys.