DadBoner - Tue Sep 25 2012
11:21 AM #
Went over to Neighbor Guy's about the ruckus after the game last night. Thought I could calm the hot violence with some cold ones.
11:24 AM #
Pounded on Neighbor Guy's door for a while, which was 2 cold ones worth. He came to the door, lookin' pretty fried. Had a bat with him.
11:28 AM #
Said, "Hey kimosabe, heard you destroyin' all your personal property. Guess it's 'cause of the Packer game. Wanna have a guy to guy?"
11:31 AM #
Neighbor Guy said, "They're gonna come for me! I'm so f*cked! Get the f*ck outta here." Kinda concerning.
11:33 AM #
Said, "Don't know who's comin' to get ya, but it's pretty late for that. Never too late for a cold one though." Showed him the cold ones.
11:37 AM #
Neighbor Guy said, "I don't need a cold one! I need 3 grand or they're gonna break my arm!" Sounds like that'd be THE time for a cold one.
11:46 AM #
Neighbor Guy started yellin 'bout how "the bullsh*t refs cost him everything and were gonna get him killed." Decided I should hit the sack.
11:57 AM #
Hope Neighbor Guy and his kid aren't murdered or some crap when I get home. Can be livin' in a crime scene. Scares off the babes, you guys.