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DadBoner - Thu Sep 27 2012

11:00 AM #
Really lookin' forward to the weekend, you guys.

12:28 PM #
Last night, Dave noticed Neighbor Guy hit the bricks and left his door unlocked. Scored half a box of Little Debbie Nutty Bars. Fine eatin'.

12:30 PM #
Funny how if Little Debbie's were free, I'd probably buy 'em all the time, you guys.

12:33 PM #
Could be awhile 'til the landlord knows Neighbor Guy moved out. Might have to make his place into the private party pad. So money.

12:36 PM #
When you have 2 pads; one for livin', and one for rockin' celebraishes, babes know you're successful, yet responsible.

12:39 PM #
Told Dave we should hook up Neighbor Guy's abandoned apt. with a bar, coolers for cold ones, a boom box. The works, really. Full spread.

12:43 PM #
Neighbor Guy left his kid's fire truck bed too. Gotta flip the mattress (pee), but could be cool for "emergency" carnal passions?

12:51 PM #
Thinkin' 'bout callin' Neighbor Guy's abandoned apt: "The K-Money Club." Gonna make a badass sign for the grand opening.

12:53 PM #
Who knows? The K-Money Club could be a smash hit? Start small, then get investors for expansion to a place that doesn't involve squatting.

01:13 PM #
Can't wait to get home and start on plans for The K-Money Club. If the guy's john wasn't still broken. I'd get on it right now.

01:15 PM #
If I can probably get a full on smash hit club started in an abandoned apt. in 2 days, how can they not fix the work toilet in 2 WEEKS?