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DadBoner - Thu Oct 04 2012

12:57 PM #
Really lookin' forward to the weekend, you guys.

01:00 PM #
Really hurtin'. Stayed up late with Dave sippin' a new drink called "The Miggy." 3 shots of Crown. Plenty of ice.

01:04 PM #
Everyone at work keeps askin' if I watched "the debate." No. I was drinkin' like a damn pround American 'cause a man won the Triple Crown.

01:11 PM #
The last Triple Crown winner was in '67. Politicians argue on tv every day. Do the math for which one I don't give a hot crap about.

01:18 PM #
Everyone's either gonna vote for the white guy or the brother. No need to hear 'em talk a buncha boloney back and forth to figure it out.

01:31 PM #
Just gonna write in, Springsteen/Seger 2012, on my ballot. And sign it on behalf of the USA, you guys.