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DadBoner - Sat Oct 06 2012

12:39 PM #
Dave keeps walkin' 'round the pad singin' some crap about how he has, "boobs like Jagger." Idiot.

02:41 PM #
Great. Now I have the "boobs like Jagger" song stuck in my head. So steamed at Dave.

03:54 PM #
I got the boobs like Jagger, I got the boobs like Jagger, I got the boo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oobs like Jagger.

03:56 PM #
SICK OF HAVIN' THIS DAMN SONG IN MY HEAD! TRYIN' TO WATCH THE TIGERS! Gonna drink it outta my head. Poundin' BL Nums like blue lightning.

07:15 PM #
Feel like I could drink a thousand beers right now, you guys.