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DadBoner - Wed Oct 10 2012

12:28 PM #
Sick of this. NO ONE'S gotten back about my Roadhouse 2012 script. NO ONE cares about my Guy Fieri menu. Tigers lost. So steamed.

12:31 PM #
AND I noticed the construction guys broke my Bud Dry mirror and put it in the trash. It was VINTAGE! Gonna lose my crap here.

12:37 PM #
I don't know why I even try to do cool stuff. I guess I should just take a crap forever 'til I grunt out what's left of my soul.

12:54 PM #
If the world wants to flush you down the toilet, just be the king of the sewer, you guys.

10:01 PM #
Goddamnit, you guys.

10:07 PM #
I...I just can't. So sick of this. Sick of everything. SO STEAMED!!! MOTHERFUCKER GODDAMNIT MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!

10:09 PM #
CAN'T HAVE NOTHIN'! CAN"T HAVE NOTHIN' NICE FOR KARL! MMMRRRAAAAAAHHHH!!!