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DadBoner - Thu Oct 11 2012

11:15 AM #
Really lookin' forward to the weekend, you guys.

11:34 AM #
Went bonkers last night after the Tigers lost. Threw a trash can at my windshield. Wasn't thinkin' clearly. Now, not seein' clearly either.

11:41 AM #
Had to drive to work leaned over to the passenger side windshield to see. Shouldn't of smashed the driver's side. So stupid.

11:41 AM #
I gotta do more thinkin' with my brain, you guys.

09:35 PM #
STONE COLD! STONE COLD! STONE COLD!

09:39 PM #
Bless you boys! De-troit Ti-gers! Feel like I could drink a thousand beers right now, you guys!

09:45 PM #
Sometimes, just when you think eatin' a barrel would be a welcome bedtime snack, your team wins a big one, and breathin' feels free again.

09:47 PM #
The Tigers mean so damn much to the good people of Michigan goin through hard times. Pride ain't always in the form of a paycheck, you guys.

09:56 PM #
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!