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DadBoner - Fri Oct 12 2012

10:44 AM #
Hapy Friday to ya, you gusy.

10:51 AM #
Was partyin hard for the Tigs and dcided to just cruise to work, keep rockin in the bring and be to work on time. woke up in te bring.

10:52 AM #
Man still feelin goood! could be still drunk? kinda concernning? noooooooooo. Ha!

10:58 AM #
Man, think I smell like boozze? Might? No one knows. who cares. might need ot get a truck liqor freshen up. vodka no gots a smell.

11:01 AM #
might smoke some cidgarettes for the smell. no booze smell with cigarretes, you gusy.