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DadBoner - Sat Oct 20 2012

01:03 PM #
Feel like I drank a thousand beers last night, you guys. Really hurtin'.

08:56 PM #
Man. Drank so much booze to feel better from last night's booze. Feel like made of booze. Kinda concerning?

09:15 PM #
Jim Leyland should be VP. Ric Flair for President. Flair/Leland 2012. So money. Kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin', red smokin' sons of guns.

09:19 PM #
I bleed booze. And I sweat the fire of a thousand suns. I'm Karl Welzein. The President and CEO of Bad Boy City, USA.

09:21 PM #
I don't know what's even real life anymore. Am I alive? So bombed. Lit up like a Christmas tree and pickled like bread 'n butters.

09:25 PM #
Gonna go lay down in the tub. Gotta get straight. Probs put on some Thin Lizzy in the phones to get chilled out. I am just a cowboy.

09:44 PM #
http://t.co/ZrEu7lwC

09:47 PM #
It's ok, amigo. Just let me go.