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DadBoner - Thu Oct 25 2012

11:10 AM #
Really lookin' forward to the weekend, you guys.

11:38 AM #
Got so steamed at the Tigs loss. Stayed up and polished off my bottle of Crown. Got in a fight with Dave 'bout Bagel Bites vs. Pizza Rolls.

11:43 AM #
Saw some piece of trash took down my Craigslist post for my Guy Fieri hamburg ideas. Put it back up. So steamed. http://t.co/jnzGx99c

05:06 PM #
Made Bagel Bites AND Pizza Rolls for the Tiger game. Such a power move. Let's go Detroit.

08:33 PM #
Can't have nothin', you guys.