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DadBoner - Fri Oct 26 2012

11:45 AM #
Happy Friday to ya, you guys. Think today is Friday? Kinda losin' track of time 'cause of my all freedom lifestyle.

11:55 AM #
Some people are unemployed. Sounds so negative. The "all freedom lifestyle" is about chillin' the most with positive vibes.

12:32 PM #
Made me some more Pizza Rolls AND Bagel Bites. Couldn't do that if I had a job. The All Freedom Lifestyle lends itself to decadence.

04:27 PM #
For all you good people gettin' bombed early on a Friday and peepin' babes, here's one from the Captain on WLZN: http://t.co/wKT3lgmi