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DadBoner - Mon Oct 29 2012

12:18 PM #
Really hurtin' today, you guys. But thanks to the All Freedom Lifestyle, I'm doin' it MY way, with a patch me up cold one in the john.

02:07 PM #
Fell asleep on the toilet for the last 2 hours. Not really as cool as when I used to do it at work. Might have to look for a new gig.

02:19 PM #
Gonna work on my rezzo for the rest of the day. Want my new job to be chillin' with bold flavors and mad swag. Gotta style & profile.