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DadBoner - Tue Oct 30 2012

10:59 AM #
Just heard about the big storm in NYC. Hope Guy Fieri's new restaurant is ok, you guys. Sendin' good vibes.

11:57 AM #
Just flipped through some of the news channels. No word about Guy Fieri anywhere on the storm situaish. Kinda concerning.

12:46 PM #
The news channels are filled with nobodies no one cares about talkin' the same storm crap. America needs to know what Guy Fieri thinks.

04:05 PM #
Heard there were looters in NYC. Hope those animals didn't hit up Guy Fieri's restaurant. His grub's probably worth a ton on the street.