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DadBoner - Wed Nov 07 2012

11:46 AM #
Just heard the news, you guys. We're havin' another 4 years of the silky smoothest soul brother in the USA, Mr. Barry O.

04:13 PM #
Gettin' kinda sick of the All Freedom Lifestyle. Might have to do take my rezzo to the streets and get a job. Somethin' chill, yet powerful.

04:38 PM #
Folks just use the computer to try and get jobs now. Think that's why unemployment is high. You really gotta get in some faces, one on one.

04:47 PM #
Employers can't get a read on my vibes from lookin' at a rezzo on a computer screen. Gotta get my hot & fresh breath barkin' in their grill.