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DadBoner - Thu Nov 15 2012

11:01 AM #
Really lookin' forward to the weekend, you guys.

11:16 AM #
Read a pretty stupid review of Guy Fieri's NYC 'rant when I was hidin' from the landlord in the john. Kinda concerning.

11:23 AM #
Thought I'd respond to all those New York Times questions from that Pete Wells corncob on Guy's behalf: http://t.co/vD6OwJs3

02:51 PM #
Sent my Pete Wells' Guy Fieri answers to the New York Times "letters to the editor." See if those bullies fight fair on the playground.

02:54 PM #
I got no time to tolerate smart mouth corncobs like Pete Wells who think they're better than the rest of the USA, you guys.

02:56 PM #
KARL 3:16 says I just whooped yer ass.