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DadBoner - Fri Nov 16 2012

11:01 AM #
Happy Friday to ya, you guys.

11:19 AM #
No word from that Peener Wells corncob. Must be shakin' in his shoes wonderin' if me or Guy are gonna get our mitts on him, bad boy style.

11:20 AM #
Landlord is still snoopin' around. Just put a note under the door. Kinda concerning. Gonna go check it out.

11:23 AM #
Crap. Gotta get outta town. Now.