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DadBoner - Fri Nov 23 2012

12:10 PM #
Dave just pounded a Faygo Rock n Rye to settle his gut. Started barfin' all over. Mighta had too much 'Ving, you guys.

12:13 PM #
Feel like I drank a thousand beers last night. Really hurtin'. And Jim Beam. Drank some Jim Beam too.

12:43 PM #
Might have to make a Black Friday shoptail and head out for some savings. And babes. Frustrated babes crave carnal passions, you guys.

12:45 PM #
Bet there'd be a lot less shootings on Black Friday if everyone just chilled out at the store with a stiff shoptail.