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DadBoner - Mon Nov 26 2012

12:27 PM #
Woke up this mornin' at Mega Buttcheeks. Not really how I wanted to start my week. Really made me think, "Am I at my best?"

01:05 PM #
Gonna spend this week gettin' back to my K-Money standards of excellence. Time to focus with dedication. Step #1: Watch Tombstone.

02:55 PM #
Step #2: Gonna do some 'shups. At least 13.

05:49 PM #
Step #3: Make my underpants fleet fit for only primo babes. Get my peener rockin' with the heat of a thousand suns.