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DadBoner - Wed Nov 28 2012

11:42 AM #
K-Money Standards of Excellence, Step #8: Scrub up the john.Make it a crisp spot for gruntin' a BM, or just hangin' out with a snack.

03:25 PM #
Step #9: Gonna flush my kidneys with a gallon mix of LIGHT beer & green tea. My special blend. It's an old Samurai trick for wellness.

04:31 PM #
Dave asked why I've been "actin' weird" and bein' "unchillin'." I'm improvin' my Standards of Excellence and purifyin' my whizz! Idiot.