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DadBoner - Thu Nov 29 2012

11:06 AM #
Really lookin' forward to the weekend, you guys.

11:11 AM #
Gonna be my last weekend before I'm on point with my K-Money Standards of Excellence and hit the streets for my dream lifestyle job.

11:36 AM #
K-Money Standards of Excellence- Step #10: Finished up my menu for Guy. Hope he checks it out. Added on some money booze choices.

11:38 AM #
My full menu for Guy Fieri's NYC 'rant. The works, really. Full spread. You just gotta check it out, you guys: http://t.co/GRye4gL2

06:43 PM #
Step #11: Gonna do some crunches. Maybe 10 or more? Who knows. Not big into tummy muscles, but a toned up core is important, you guys.

11:50 PM #
Step #12: Can't sleep. Writin' a "to burn" list. I don't get mad, I get even. Saw that on a tee once. So baddass. Makes alotta sense.

11:54 PM #
In life, some folks like to get in your biz. But, wait 'til the time is right. Then crush 'em with the heat of a thousand suns, you guys.

11:59 PM #
Some corncobs ain't worth stoppin' to take a hot leak on. But tossin' a cup of whizz in their face as you cruise by is a real power move.