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DadBoner - Fri Nov 30 2012

11:00 AM #
Happy Friday to ya, you guys.

11:17 AM #
Whoa. This might be fate, you guys. Could be a chance get in the chef game. Could send 'em my new Guy Fieri menu? http://t.co/uCC3MMom

11:27 AM #
Bein' a chef at Chili's is one of the hottest gigs in the 'rant biz. And the babe situaish from the street cred's gotta be off the chain.

11:30 AM #
If I was a chef at Chili's I'd have to get a motorcycle. A red one. Man, my bad boy vibes would be so on point.

11:35 AM #
Any babe: "So, what do you do?" Me: "I'm a chef. At Chili's." Babe: "Whoa, let's get outta here. As one." Hop on motorcycle, cruise off.

11:43 AM #
Workin' at Chili's wouldn't even be like workin' at all. It'd just be like helpin' out at a place I'd pay to be at in the first place.