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DadBoner - Sat Dec 01 2012

03:11 PM #
Gonna just keep it chillin' today. Gotta be on point Monday. Definitely stickin' to light domestos. They keep your game tight, you guys.

03:13 PM #
Coors Light, Miller Lite, or BL? Nothin' bad ever happens when you stick to the trinity. They're mostly just for unlimited refreshment.

03:16 PM #
Any bad boy knows Coors Light, Lite, and BL 12 packs come in a lunch box sized dozen of cans 'cause it's a single serving.

03:19 PM #
Dirty Thirties? They're for sharin'. But when it comes to a dozen of domesto trinities, you shoulda bought your own. That's guy code.