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DadBoner - Tue Dec 04 2012

11:24 AM #
Think I might have to get the 'Bring detailed before I hit the job trail. Wanna roll out feelin' fresh n clean. Then, it's time to get paid.

04:05 PM #
Just woke up in the 'Bring. Was cleanin' and found a bottle of E&J. Musta been Peanut's. Put on some Billy Ocean and dozed off, reminiscin'.

04:11 PM #
Feels right, thinkin' 'bout your dead homie in a parked car, with the heat turned on, Billy Ocean cranked up, and E&J goin' down, you guys.