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DadBoner - Wed Dec 05 2012

11:15 AM #
Found so much crap in my car yesterday. 9 Arb's bags, 6 Wendy's bags, Billy Squier Greatest Hits CD, 2 half packs of Red's,...

11:23 AM #
... a Poloroid of me and Crazy Cooter's buddy Bean Tooth flexin' our bi's, some other Guy Fieri script I wrote called "Bold Weapon,...

11:25 AM #
...VHS copy of Caddyshack 2 (vintage), a pair of St. John's bay jean shorts that Dave spilled a burreet on, an old "J" (savin' it),...

11:27 AM #
...12 empty 'Rade bottles (red kind), mini Red Wings hockey stick (been lookin') for it, 4 copies of Timehouse, 2 Big Dogs tee's,...

11:31 AM #
...a Jackyl cassette, a pack of Dentyne (classic flav), a pack of Johnsonvilles (not good anymore. so bummed), a full MD 20/20 Nana Red,...

11:34 AM #
...and a monster bomb sized chest beefer holder I think Dave stole from Brenda's. Not close to done yet. Goin' to finish cleanin.'