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DadBoner - Sat Dec 22 2012

06:21 PM #
Really hurtin'. Feel like I drank about a thousand beers last night, you guys.

06:32 PM #
Crap got kinda weird at Crazy Cooter's, "For The End of Times and All That Dumb F*ckin' Sh*t Bash." Even had a sign that said that.

06:44 PM #
Just gonna lay here and feel like hot garbage while I watch the Lions play like it.