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DadBoner - Thu Jan 10 2013

06:25 AM #
Really lookin' forward to the weekend, you guys.

06:46 AM #
Dave was bein' a real grossout last night. Told me he gave up carnal passions for the new year until he has a nocturnal emish. Idiot.

06:53 AM #
Dave said a nocturnal emish is the natural way to cleanse your bod of erotic clogs from the past. Said he heard Sting does it. So stupid.

07:06 AM #
Dave doesn't have carnal passions anyway. It's not abstainin' from babes if they already puke their guts out when you stink on by.

07:08 AM #
Plus, past eroticisms shouldn't be purged from the mind. A real man saves 'em up for when you're in a situaish without babe opportunities.