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DadBoner - Sun Jan 13 2013

08:25 AM #
Really hurtin'. Feel like I drank a thousand beers last night, you guys.

12:19 PM #
Unless The Golden Globes is a show about some primo babe's big & healthy tanned naturals, I'm not interested, you guys.

12:23 PM #
The Golden Globes could also be about some primo babe's thick & bronzed buttcheeks, piled high with all the toppings. Be kinda cool?

12:25 PM #
But since The Golden Globes isn't about bronzed buttcheeks, or tanned naturals, we're watchin' Bad Boys 2 again instead, Dave. Idiot.