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DadBoner - Thu Jan 17 2013

06:04 AM #
Really lookin' forward to the weekend, you guys.

07:34 AM #
Heard about the Notre Dame corncob gettin' burned by some robot babe. Idiot. Any true bad boy needs a real feel caress, you guys.

07:42 AM #
Changed my Ok Cupes to let all the babes know I'm only into hot & natural one on one action. Not PRETEND passions. http://t.co/zrkQbgyC

08:16 AM #
"Manti Te'o" sounds pretty fake too. Like a Godzilla monster or some crap. Could be just some nobody named Mark, you guys.