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DadBoner - Thu Jan 24 2013

06:05 AM #
Really lookin' forward to the weekend, you guys.

06:49 AM #
Goin' to see Crazy Cooter in the hospital. Bringin' snacks and cold ones. The works, really. Full spread. Might be some babes on the scene?

06:52 AM #
Dave watches that Grey's Anatomy crap. Says hospitals are where all the carnal passions go down in private closets. Real hush hush.

06:56 AM #
Dr. babes are always dealin' with cold dead peeps, so when they get a break, it's Crave City for the nasty nasty with a warm bod, you guys.