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DadBoner - Thu Feb 07 2013

06:09 AM #
Really lookin' forward to the weekend, you guys.

08:49 AM #
Wonder how many pieces of trash got wrecked when Guy Fieri was gettin' kicked out? Probably a thousand. Don't mess with the bold bad boy.

08:52 AM #
If you think you're gonna kick Guy Fieri out of a celebraish, better expect a personal 5-knuckle invitation to Flavortown, you guys.

08:56 AM #
Q: How many spin kicks can Guy Fieri do in a row? A: Doesn't matter. Only takes one to crush your face with the heat of a thousand suns.

09:18 AM #
Guy Fieri's 110% charm & class on the tube, but I bet if he's bombed behind the scenes and you get him steamed? It's bananas o'clock time.

09:24 AM #
Wonder if Guy Fieri's gonna star in Expendables 3, or just make an appearance? Probably depends on how busy his schedule is.