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DadBoner - Fri Feb 08 2013

07:08 AM #
Happy Friday to ya, you guys.

09:16 AM #
Sick of the cold. So depressing. Feels like a heavy blanket of death crushin' the world to its last sleep. Might need a Chili's cheer me up.

09:21 AM #
Remember, no need to eat a gun barrel over the winter blahs when it's sunny and 70 at Chili's, you guys.