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DadBoner - Tue Feb 12 2013

08:31 AM #
Really lookin' forward to 'Tines Day, you guys.

08:34 AM #
Dave's supposed to go on his "coffee date" on 'Tines Day. Idiot. Me? I'll be at the bar like an adult, cruisin' for lonelies.

08:44 AM #
'Tines Day is when all the lonely babes have a carnal explosion of cravings for erotic passions, and I'm the man to satisfy.