DadBoner - Wed Feb 13 2013
08:25 AM #
Gotta do some 'shups today. Swoll pipes + no sleeves = a formerly lonely babe on each gun for 'Tines Day. Do the carnal math, you guys.
08:34 AM #
Dave's bringin' me down today. Complainin' how he "hacked up his sack and shaft" with an old Bic during a manshave for his coffee date.
08:38 AM #
Who takes a 25 cent Bic razor to their peener and veggies? I mean, probably Lorenzo Lamas, but that's it.
08:44 AM #
If you're just goin' on a coffee date for 'Tines day, there's no need to prep your guyzone. It's gonna be a ghosttown down there anyway.