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DadBoner - Fri Feb 15 2013

06:31 AM #
Happy Friday to ya, you guys.

06:33 AM #
Woke up in the 'Bring this mornin' in the 'Bee's parkin' lot. Musta rocked it? Gonna go sleep in the tub with the shower on. Soothe my bod.

06:41 AM #
Snoozin' off a feelin' of hot death in the tub with the shower on is the way true power players recharge their core for top performance.