Twitter Fiction Reader

DadBoner - Wed Feb 20 2013

10:19 AM #
Heard some corncobs are tryin' to sell fake Guy Fieri eats. Man, they can suck it, Bad Boy City style. http://t.co/SG8a37UylG

06:08 PM #
The toilet paper companies must be in cahoots with the folks at Mickey D's, the Bell, Arb's, and BK, right? Man, so high, you guys.

06:10 PM #
I mean, makin' toilet paper is pretty close to printin' money if you also own a place that makes you crap wetties. T-Bell must clean up.