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DadBoner - Tue Mar 05 2013

08:11 AM #
Really hurtin'. Been havin' the flu. Front and backdoor problems. Wish they made plumbers for your bod, you guys.

08:13 AM #
It's healthy to get the flu once or twice during the winter. Helps you shed those holiday pounds and kickstart your beach bod.

08:16 AM #
Heard alotta Hollywood bigshots have a doctor give em the flu on purpose to get slim for roles. Few days of the runs, and boom: Action Star.