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DadBoner - Thu Mar 07 2013

06:52 AM #
Really lookin' forward to the weekend, you guys.

07:03 AM #
Just grabbed several of those Loco Cool Ranch D'reet Tacs. Whoa. Bold flavors.

07:06 AM #
Gotta thank the Big Man upstairs for havin' my 'rrhea go away just in time to enjoy the Loco Cool Ranch Tacs. Coulda missed out.

07:15 AM #
The new Kate Upton Swimsuit Ish and Loco Cool Ranch D'reets Tacs really lets the rest of the world know that they can suck it. USA.