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DadBoner - Mon Mar 11 2013

09:08 AM #
Dave's pretty steamed. Guess I wrote the lyrics to G 'N R's "Rocket Queen" on the front door. Thought it'd be an inspirational welcome!

09:15 AM #
Dave wants to have a "guy to guy" later. Maybe he's gonna break things off with Sue? Gotta be there for my main man.

09:17 AM #
Gonna order up a bunch of Papa J's, supreme, all the way. And get a big stockpile of boozes. It's how adults have a real convo.

09:18 AM #
If you're not gonna have a few cocktails to get loose and conversational, there's no need to have a conversation at all, you guys.