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DadBoner - Wed Mar 13 2013

09:53 AM #
Just found this old Penthouse Forum letter I wrote with my main man Peanut. (RIP). So special, you guys. http://t.co/2pF9Ir7SMn

10:05 AM #
Keep hearin' all this crap 'bout the "new pope." Who cares about that? Must be a slow news day, you guys.

10:09 AM #
I ain't takin' advice on how to live my life from some old dude halfway around the world. Unless it's Pope Ric Flair, I'm not interested.