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DadBoner - Fri Mar 15 2013

07:59 AM #
Happy Friday to ya, you guys.

08:09 AM #
Sue's still pretty steamed 'bout the celebraish on Tuesday for Peanut. Guess I poured out a 'Nana Red Mad Dog on the floor out of respect.

08:11 AM #
Told Sue I won't clean up the Mad Dog sticky area 'til I'm done grieving. Kinda reminds of the messes Peanut would make. So special.

08:20 AM #
Sue's givin' me looks 'cause I'm drinkin' a few Guinness. I'm warmin' up for St. Paddy's! Gotta stretch before you sprint, you guys.

08:25 AM #
Picked up this bad boy. Cut the sleeves off. It's pretty much the most badass St. Paddy's tee I've ever seen. http://t.co/IbWKfA0McN