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DadBoner - Wed Mar 27 2013

12:05 PM #
Went to Dave's today for the 12 of Dew I left there. Wasn't home AND he changed the lock. Kicked the door in, Steven Seagal style.

12:07 PM #
If you're asked to leave a residence through no fault of your own, you're free to return for your belongings, kickin' the door down or no.

12:11 PM #
Looked like Dave's girlfriend barfed up Target all over the pad. So weak. Took down my Van Halen poster too. No class.

12:21 PM #
If babes had their way, the whole world would just be Target and you'd spend all day standin' in line for pillows, holdin' in a big whizz.