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DadBoner - Thu Mar 28 2013

07:03 AM #
Really lookin' forward to the weekend, you guys.

08:22 AM #
Wonder if Guy Fieri ever had to live in his Camaro, havin' fever dreams of takin' over the bold flavor game? Could be how he got motivated.

08:24 AM #
Livin' in your car really gives you time to think...why haven't they remade Smokey and The Bandit starring Guy Fieri?

08:33 AM #
If anyone has the animal magnetism and rugged carnal appeal of a modern day Burt Reynolds, it's Guy Fieri, you guys.

08:55 AM #
Ordered a Papa John's 'za delivery to my car last night. Wouldn't do it. So steamed. If Papa's in the house, he should be in your car too.

09:10 AM #
I was bombed. Sure, I coulda DROVE to Papa John's, but just 'cause you're livin' in your car, don't mean you should be drinkin' and drivin'.

09:16 AM #
I mean, drivin' your house drunk isn't possible, but if your house is your car, that might be a grey area?

09:29 AM #
When you're livin' in your car, it's 5 o'clock all the time, and everywhere, you guys.