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DadBoner - Fri Mar 29 2013

07:55 AM #
Happy Friday to ya, you guys.

08:21 AM #
Good Friday is a great day to put the top down on the car you live in, slam a few Filet O Fishes, and wonder if your fam loves you anymore.

09:22 AM #
Thoughta 'bout goin' to Ann & the kids, then Seger's "Roll Me Away" came on and my brain made a better thinker that was off the chain.

09:24 AM #
If you're livin' in your car, it's pretty much a 24/7, 365, open on Sundays tailgate opportunity situaish, you guys.

09:27 AM #
Gonna go get a little Weber, brats, cold ones, chips & dip. The works, really. Full spread. Set up a tailgate in the Chili's parkin' lot.

09:28 AM #
When you're tailgatin' in the parkin' lot of a Chili's, rockin' Seger, you're the man. Don't think anything's more off the chain?

09:32 AM #
Man, can't wait to watch MSU and Michigan stomp the yard, you guys.

09:33 AM #
Hey Duke, I got 2 words for ya: Suck it.