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DadBoner - Sat Mar 30 2013

07:25 AM #
Really hurtin'. Feel like I drank a thousand beers last night, you guys.

07:26 AM #
Thing about Duke is; win or lose, they can still pretty much suck it.

07:32 AM #
How does Duke celebrate anyway? By eatin' solid gold caviar in the back of a limousine? I'm just fine with a cold one, thank you very much.

07:40 AM #
Ain't nothin' wrong with gettin' your smiles from wet gold inside of a cheap metal can. It's just natural, you guys.