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DadBoner - Wed Apr 03 2013

08:09 AM #
Really hurtin'. Crazy Cooter tried to murder me on Monday, you guys: http://t.co/IEsopH8c7B

09:22 AM #
Crashin at Crazy Cooter's ain't really my first choice, but sometimes a man has to keep it chilin' with a hot meal and a roof over his head.