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DadBoner - Wed Apr 17 2013

08:29 PM #
So cold down here in the basement. Got like 6 blankets but it's not enough. Can't sleep. Wish I had some 'za. Sure would hit the spot. Man.

08:30 PM #
Might sneak upstairs again. Ann snores like a chainsaw tearin' through sheet metal, so it's like a reverse alarm if she wakes up.

08:33 PM #
Guess I'm just an hombre of the noche. When it's dark out, that's Captain Karl's time to shine, you guys. And make a snack. That too.