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DadBoner - Sat Apr 20 2013

07:17 AM #
Really hurtin'. Feel like I drank a thousand beers last night, you guys.

07:21 AM #
Had to have a little celebraish for Boston after they locked up that piece of garbage. Respectfully, of course. With 12-17 Sam Adams.

07:23 AM #
That Jim Koch Sam Adams guy should put somethin' in his ads about his brews makin' you wanna slam your head through drywall the next day.

07:32 AM #
Should sell 12 packs with 4 Sam Adams & 8 Bud Lights. Tasties to start and domestos for smooth sailin' home. Call it, "The Professional."

07:38 AM #
When you're layin' in your basement, wonderin' why you don't own more George Thorogood albums, other great ideas just flood in, you guys.