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DadBoner - Fri Apr 26 2013

07:30 AM #
Happy Friday to ya, you guys.

09:50 AM #
Supposed to go to therapy at 6. Gonna walk in with my Austin 3:16 shirt on. No sleeves. Let 'em know, I'm the man.

09:51 AM #
Wonder if it's chill to bring a 6er of talls to to therapy? Must be. It's a loose and conversational situaish.

09:53 AM #
Don't know why anyone would even go to therapy if you can't drink there. Defeats the purpose of healing the soul, you guys.